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12:34
Dec 28th 2010


Amorgeddon

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Hey Guys

 

Whats up. Came across the Podcast some months ago and must say its by far the best conserning games.

I am 32 2 have a pc and latly an xbox for kincet action.

I am a trained actor and a dating coach and in my free time i game my asse up with all the wonderfull games.

 

Unfortunatly in germany we get a lot of censorship and i hate this!!!

So this post comes also with a request- is there a fellow gamer who would by stuff on steam for me and gift it to me

i would paypal you the money in advance. I only write it here because i think members of this forum can be trusted.

 

Hit me up per pm- would be very nice.

 

maximilian

16:24
Dec 28th 2010


Mesozoic Prinny

Face it, reality is still in beta.

MLRPG

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First, you have to tell us your favourite biscuit and beverage so that we can pre-judge you.

Then you can tell us what kind of things you play or have played when not flailing your arms and legs wildly in front of Microsoft's all-seeing eye.

I'd offer to do the gifting thing but I'm horribly unreliable and will take weeks to complete even the simplest of tasks.

Welcome!

17:06
Dec 28th 2010


Brother Brown

Jam Butty Mines

Community Manager

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3

Welcome to MLG and i hope you enjoy your stay.

P.S we need your gamer tag so we can all get up close and personal.

18:22
Dec 28th 2010


MantisMat

Admin

posts 1374

4

Word to your mother partner.

Yeah get your gamertag up so we can start stalking you…. in a nice way!

20:32
Dec 28th 2010


Baron Lee

Azkaban

Member

posts 165

5

Hallo (Hello in German for you Non German speakers)

Welcome to the MLG Forum, Sorry i cant help with you're Steam/Censorship issue as i dont use Steam. What sort of games do they Censor in Germany anyway?

Im aroused by your presence

00:56
Dec 29th 2010


Amorgeddon

New Member

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They censor a lot which makes me pissed as hell . but ok found some austrian guy now. Latly i purchased borderlands uncut.

add me in steam sexxmax@web.de and on xbox maximilian1978.

i am looking forward to play with you guys.

for bevarages i drink mostly beer or whisky-sometimes some sweets but try to maintain a not to bad figure and dance central is helping me bigtime because i get really challengend by it and play for an hour just do manage hard mode smile

22:56
Dec 29th 2010


Adamski UK

Warwickshire

Community Manager

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Welcome aboard the good ship MLG Amorgeddon!
A Dating coach eh? Wow, sounds like an interesting career!
As an actor, have you been in any video games?

Gamertag : Adamski UK

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15:36
Dec 30th 2010


Vintage-Lofty

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Alright Amorgeddon nice to meet you buddy.

An your a dating coach oh wow this is fate, right well here goes, Amorgeddon I need your help, im having problems finding a mate. The problem is I find that people seem to be frightened of my superior good looks and wont approach me cause they feel inferior in my presence and im running out of patience now (and my wrists sore).

I had a brief relationship with Az from here (you'll meet him soon, he'll want money off you) but unfortunatelly for him he was completelly out of his league and I had to let him go. I just hate being incredibly, incredibly, incredibly, good looking, Armrgeddon, help me.

11:29
Jan 4th 2011


Amorgeddon

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Are you serious? Are you just fucking with me? I can´t even get if you are a boy or a girl.

For all ya how speak a little German got to you youtube and search for seductioncoach.

hmm seems like posting a youtube link doesen´t work here.

13:23
Jan 4th 2011


Adamski UK

Warwickshire

Community Manager

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Amorgeddon said:

hmm seems like posting a youtube link doesen´t work here.


 

Have no fear Amorgeddon, just follow these simple MLG instructions….give it a go just to see if its all good. Lets us know if you're still having trouble.

Clicky here: http://d1060657.u211.pipeten.co.uk/fo…..ed-youtube

Gamertag : Adamski UK

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13:53
Jan 4th 2011


Vintage-Lofty

Member

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Im all man baby yeaaaaah, it was Az who was the girl in our relationship buddy, a hairy girl granted but a beautiful young girl all the same.

But enough about him being gay, hope you enjoy a bit of banter every now an again.

Welcome. 

14:15
Jan 4th 2011


Amorgeddon

New Member

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Sure no problem buddy.

What about the stalkers on xboxlive never saw any of you there. Hit me up and get connected.

14:32
Jan 4th 2011


Vintage-Lofty

Member

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Stalkers im a ps3 exclusive unfortunatelly/fortunatelly buddy, I don't really wanna mix with the 360 lot, their all weird.

If you ever manage to pick a ps3 up mate give us a shout.

14:48
Jan 4th 2011


Amorgeddon

New Member

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Nooo not another console. I play too much anyway and cant get through all the games on pc and xbox smile

15:02
Jan 4th 2011


Vintage-Lofty

Member

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Theirs enough 360'ers on here to keep you going mate, get over on to the multi player bit an check whats going on.

Sorry for the long delay's as well, im working apparently. 

05:36
Jan 5th 2011


guernica2

Royal Berkshire

Member

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Hi Max, I'll have you added 'amidlifegamer' to your friends list.  We're all on there if you have a look.

 

I'll send a friend request over later so you can jump into some of the Dance Central leaderboard contests, that is if you have that game!

 

Welcome.

 

"I fractured my thumb on the mute button, but I think I made my point." Jeff 'Joker' Moreau

20:28
Jan 5th 2011


CherryScones

St. Helens, Merseyside, UK

Member

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Hi there Max and a big welcome from me too.  Im afraid as Im a PS3er only,  banter is all you can expect from me as well. smile

 

Can I ask you though what exactly does a dating coach do?  I mean if you meet someone for a first date you're usually pretty sure if you like them or not at the end of it and you would also know if you were attracted enough to risk bruised knees from thrashing about in the back of their car. Or is that just me???? Such a classy girl ha ha.  (I was actually kidding about the knees by the way) but I just can't understand what you can teach someone about dating as its all down to mutual attraction, chemistry, lust, that sort of thing can't be taught. It sounds too orchestrated to me. Are you like the German version of Match.com?  rofl


        ♥ TROPHY WHORE….! ♥

18:54
Jan 6th 2011


Amorgeddon

New Member

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Sure you can. The Reality is often way different when what we perceive it.

The
reality is a lot of men can´t even get a date and thats where i come
into play. Helping them to overcome their shyness, pimp up their outfit.
Telling him how to approach girls, getting the digits etc.

 

you
can think of me as a more serious version of hitch the date doctor also
look up the mtv show the pickupartist to get a clue of what i do.

16:56
Jan 7th 2011


Vintage-Lofty

Member

posts 701

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A kind of Gok Wan, Cherry.

17:33
Jan 7th 2011


Mesozoic Prinny

Face it, reality is still in beta.

MLRPG

posts 1306

20

Vintage-Lofty said:

A kind of Gok Wan, Cherry.


So he encourages fat ugly men to get their kit off in public to make the rest of us feel less shit?



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