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19:13
Jul 21st 2010
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ShatnerzBassoon
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Post edited 19:39 – Jul 21st 2010 by ayseldk
Ola! Mat here……
Always been into gaming, starting with the C64 then Amiga (Super Cars 2 theme tune still makes my knackers tingle with excitement).
Spent my teens and twenties working in Future Zone at Chesterfield selling all sorts of 16bit bobbynogs, becoming Assistant manager when it changed to Electronics Boutique just in time for the PSX launch and finaly manager of Nottingham Game store where I saw out my service to the people of Nottingham selling such heaps of toss as the 32x, Saturn and 3D0 (I would have genuinely felt less guilty taking £200 off customers for white dog eggs!).
Escaped retail at 24 when I was caught behind the counter naked below the waist pushing marbles up my fudge factory (thats not true but wish it was, instead of leaving in a glassy ball winking brown eye blaze of glory I just handed in my notice) and now all settled at 33 with a nipper and tuther half.
Never stopped gaming, got a large retro console collection and currently loving the PS3 (Bad Company 2 online) and PC.
Hobbies include laying on my arm until it goes dead then using it to tickle my tits, dry insertion of cheeta 125+ joysticks and probing badly packed kebabs.
Long time listener so please to be here, keep up the excellent work chaps… the only podcast that makes me genuinely laugh out loud!
Favourite buscuit: Asda smart price chocolate chip, two at once, back to back
Favourite drink: Oraldene and lemonade
Hope to catch some of you online….tally ho what what, as you were…..
Mat
Ayseldk (its me warcraft name, its german for bumlord)
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19:58
Jul 21st 2010
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CherryScones
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Roflmao. Welcome to the forums I can tell you'll fit in with us all very well from your daft intro we like silly folk around here. What other games do you play on PS3 then particularly any multiplayer ones? 
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♥ TROPHY WHORE….! ♥
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22:23
Jul 21st 2010
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Hugo Rune
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Oh I'm looking forward to reading some of the replies to that intro
Welcome to MLG 
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23:28
Jul 21st 2010
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Cernunnos
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How do Bumlord, I'm actually in love with you now, have my babies (well they've grown up a bit now, but still, have them…..please) Please enlighten us with your PS3 gamer ID, so I can send you photo's of my man tits, and list our favourite things to cause a stingy ring!
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07:54
Jul 22nd 2010
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tridentmorph
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Well greetings Bumlord, and welcome to the mlg.
Nice intro, notice you use "the sleeper" aka "sleeping beauty" technique, hmmm doesn't that make it a bit of a necro-wank!
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08:56
Jul 22nd 2010
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Brother Brown
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How do Bumlord and welcome to M.L.G. Are you the proud owner of Red Dead?
P.S do you dunk your double loaded choc chip or are you a nibbler?
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10:10
Jul 22nd 2010
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ShatnerzBassoon
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Gents.. thanks for the silkywarm welcome…
Choch Chips, two cookies back to back… dunk…. one missisipi, two missisipi, three missisipi… pull out…. into the cakehole…. aaaaand savor… back to backing the mothers seems to cut the risk of cookie collapse as you guide it to your trap quite significantly.
My PSN tag is Ayseldk, been a bit bogged down with work last month or so, so just getting back into Bad Company 2 again…. I had to stop playing a while back… i maxed out my bush wookie and was getting a bit obsessive with some late night sessions to the point that I woke up one night still half asleep and saw a china man crawl in full cammo gear accross my bedroom floor and into the wardrobe… and thats not right… no one should have China men in their wardrobes… I checked once I had woken up a bit and he had gone, but it was a propper shepherds pie down the back of the leg moment!
Going to pick RDR up at the weekend…. is there a MLG possy? Im fairly shit at running and gunning, prefer to sit back and be the annoying twat who shoots you whilst hidden in a bush then do the 200 yard dash to Tbag you before the kill cam expires… hoohar!
Looking forward to the manboob pics…
Mat
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10:26
Jul 22nd 2010
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Brother Brown
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There certainly is some posse action going down at the weekends my fine fellow. You sound just like the right person to have in our posse Sneaky and a great taste in biscuits what more could we need?
Depending on who is there but most Saturday from 14:00 hrs and again in the night at some point.
Just add CherryScones ( the queeen of Red Dead but dont turn your back on her ) Tridentmorph ( good with a needle ) or Vampire_Azrial ( dont lend him any money ) to your friends list and you wont go to far wrong matey. See you online.
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12:00
Jul 22nd 2010
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CherryScones
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AyselDK said:
Gents.. thanks for the silkywarm welcome…
Huh was my welcome not good enough for you then???? Lol. Indeed do pick up RDR if you can coz we deffo are a good sniper short at the moment with our main dead eye dick (Lofty) completely unrelaible at regularly turning up to the Posse Gigs…..lol.
It doesn't really matter how good you are anyway we mainly just have a right laugh and some fun but we do get most of the challenges polished off along the way when we set our minds to it. So come join us anytime over the weekend theres usually a few of us around to play with. Check out our Multiplayer thread if you get a minute.
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♥ TROPHY WHORE….! ♥
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14:51
Jul 22nd 2010
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Vintage-Lofty
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CherryScones said:
Huh was my welcome not good enough for you then???? Lol. Indeed do pick up RDR if you can coz we deffo are a good sniper short at the moment with our main dead eye dick (Lofty) completely unrelaible at regularly turning up to the Posse Gigs…..lol.
Well Cherry thats cause ive took up a new hobby, one which involves me visiting the army an navy store an then pretending to be chinese, an then hiding in peoples cupboards. You should see some of their faces. (don't ask me how i come up with it though)
Anyway.
Ola! to you too mat, it's great to finally have a Russian on here.
Looking forward to a bit of banter with yeah, keep up the good work.
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15:35
Jul 22nd 2010
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ShatnerzBassoon
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CherryScones said:
AyselDK said:
Gents.. thanks for the silkywarm welcome…
Huh was my welcome not good enough for you then???? Lol. Indeed do pick up RDR if you can coz we deffo are a good sniper short at the moment with our main dead eye dick (Lofty) completely unrelaible at regularly turning up to the Posse Gigs…..lol.
It doesn't really matter how good you are anyway we mainly just have a right laugh and some fun but we do get most of the challenges polished off along the way when we set our minds to it. So come join us anytime over the weekend theres usually a few of us around to play with. Check out our Multiplayer thread if you get a minute.
Not at all Miss Scones… your welcome was easily the warmest and silkiest of them all
The RDR possy weekends sound bang on trend so I will make sure I pick up a copy this weekend… assuming my copy of Mavis Beacon Teaches Typing for the Atari ST meets its reserve price of £45 on ebay…. if not I will just have to sell some of the nippers toys, shes five now so she needs to understand that lifes not all rosey and sometimes Macapaca and Upsadaisy need to be sacrificed for the greater good… and a week of reheated lasagna is just the price she has to pay to feed dads dirty gaming habit.. its all about priorities isnt it!
I will keep an eye on the multiplayer meets threads and try and drop in on a wild west knacker bashing session or two…
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16:56
Jul 22nd 2010
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CherryScones
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Ha ha ha ha your parenting skills sound exactly like mine. Just answer everything with "Lifes tough so get over it" then carry on gaming. Works for me. Lol.
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♥ TROPHY WHORE….! ♥
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21:27
Jul 22nd 2010
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I Snajper I
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I'll give you a tenner for upsydaisy. Is it the one with her bed too or just the figure?
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23:17
Jul 22nd 2010
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Mesozoic Prinny
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How dare you lump the mighty Saturn together with the syphilitic 32x and the pox-ridden 3DO. Next thing you'll be telling us the CD32 was no better than the CD-i or the Jaguar, or the Garibaldi is no better than a Fruit Shortcake or an Abernethy. I know your sort.
Welcome!
And what the hell is going on with the Wottingers? How come they're hardly ever in? I think they must be fiddling the DSS.
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13:46
Jul 23rd 2010
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ShatnerzBassoon
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I bought a 3D0 recently on a car boot just because I loved multi player Star Control II… simple but propper chuffin addictive :-) Had to convince a Polish bloke that it was a CCTV recording unit and not a games console so he would put it back and piss off so I could buy it… £4.00… Trip 'the clit' Hawkins would be turning in his grave… if he were dead….
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15:46
Jul 23rd 2010
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Malc
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19:21
Jul 24th 2010
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RichieDee76
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Post edited 19:23 – Jul 24th 2010 by RichieDee76
tridentmorph said:
Well greetings Bumlord, and welcome to the mlg.
Nice intro, notice you use "the sleeper" aka "sleeping beauty" technique, hmmm doesn't that make it a bit of a necro-wank!
Very interesting technique, i really must try, I used to use the "danger wank" to get my rush when i was a wee nipper. Sisters bedroom (best when shes not there obviously) Meat out, wack away. Then shout your mum as loud as you can……You get a point for finnishing before you get caught…. 2 points for cleaning up after…..And put up for adoption if your mum was a quick runner!
Welcome bumlord!
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21:11
Jul 24th 2010
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AfterBlaster
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Now thats what you call an intro  Welcome to MLG, What retro consoles do you rock with ?
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12:45
Jul 29th 2010
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ShatnerzBassoon
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Thanks again for all the velkomen's… current retro consoles are Gamecube, SNES, 3DO, MD&MCD&32x and my trusty old handheld PC Engine.
Picked up Red Dead at the weekend, just working my way through some hot shit one player fudge nudgin action, as soon as I progress from cataclysmicly shite to a bit shite I will show my face in multiplayer :-)
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15:34
Aug 5th 2010
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ShatnerzBassoon
| | Chesterfield | |
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Just though you may like to know, heard a my name mentioned in the ITunes review section of the podcast whilst driving up to sheffield… got so excited I ended up with an instant fatty and had to pull off te M1 into Tibshelf services and knock one out….
Misses and kids were appauled
Cheers lads!
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00:36
Aug 6th 2010
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AfterBlaster
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Dude your posts make my day…. Good work fella 
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