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15:41
May 25th 2011


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Post edited 15:43 – May 25th 2011 by MajorPentatonic


Hi all.
Been listening to the podcast for a while now, so figured it was time I joined the forum.
Gaming history is ZX Spectrum, Commodore Amiga, 3DO, PC, Playstation 2 (got sick of constantly upgrading my PC), then back to PC for a bit after a friend got me in to Everquest. Finally escaped the clutches of MMOs after purchasing an Xbox 360 and a copy of Oblivion – I guess that makes it the MMO equivalent of a nicotine patch :-)
Xbox 360 is my main gaming machine now, though I did also get a PS3 a couple of years back (mostly used for BluRay).
Favourite games are RPGs such as Dragon Age, Mass Effect and Elder Scrolls. Also love open world action games like GTA, Red Dead Redemption and Assassins Creed.
If I'm the mood for a bit of a multi player frag fest, then Halo Reach is my current goto game, and for racing, Forza 3.
Now the important stuff…
Biscuit – Fig Rolls. Figs are fruit after all, so one of your 5 a day ;-)
Drink – Tea. Sorry, what can I say, I'm old and boring.

 

15:47
May 25th 2011


Bob Lord of Doom

Fife, Scotland

Member

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Hi Major Welcome to MLG

Don't do yourself down tea is a very respectable fave drink and it falls to me to as on your sausage sandwich do you prefer righteous red sause, dirty brown or naked as the day it was cooked wink  

15:57
May 25th 2011


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Naked, though if it's a sausage supper instead of a sausage sandwich then it has to be salt and vinegar.

 

16:09
May 25th 2011


Hugo Rune

Retirement Home

Resident Evildoer

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Naked! Ooh you are awful but I like you.

16:13
May 25th 2011


MantisMat

Admin

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Welcome sir.

I've just picked up Halo Reach today!  Feel free to add me – Mantismat – could do with getting back into that bat shit random world

17:11
May 25th 2011


Baron Von Pleb

Sheffield Sex City

Community Manager

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Post edited 17:11 – May 25th 2011 by Baron Von Pleb


A Hoy Hoy MajorPentatonic my good man, Welcome!

 

You've made a fine choice by joining us here on the forums. I like your gaming-vintage.. Apart from the MMO's its like mine nearly.

 

Have a good look around the boards, theres plently to see and do. Give me or any other Community Manager a shout if you need anything or have a question.

 

I would suggest visiting this thread and adding your details.. We're a bloody friendly bunch!

http://d1060657.u211.pipeten.co.uk/fo…..-identity/

 

See you around – Baron.

21:36
May 25th 2011


Adamski UK

Warwickshire

Community Manager

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Welcome aboard the good ship MLG Major!
 

Fig Roll? Fig? Roll? You know what, I think you've just hit the biscuit debate right out of the park!
Stupendous…you’ve planted a dilemma for me there…..faced with a Jaffa Cake or a Fig Roll…it would be a Sophies choice for me I’m afraid…I'd cry and drop to the floor.

 

Cracking gaming pedigree you got there….say it was a rubber keyed Speccy please!

 

Halo Reach eh….well, its been a bloody long time since we got together for a fuck about on Halo….you could try and tempt people in with a Halo Reach Around gamer night by posting a thread in the Multiplayer Meeting Post. Look forward to it!

Gamertag : Adamski UK

We don't stop playing because we grow old; We grow old because we stop playing.
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23:13
May 25th 2011


Hugo Rune

Retirement Home

Resident Evildoer

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Fig – Mother fucking – Roll!

Oh for the love of all things biscuit! You still don't beat Afterblasters Twiglet answer, that guy is proper mental.

23:36
May 25th 2011


GoddTodd

Emeryville, CA USA

Community Manager

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Fig Rolls are not biscuits.

We Yanks call them Newtons, which is a class in and of itself.

 

Or as Nabisco would say, ""A cookie is just a cookie, but a Newton is fruit and cake."

 

LOL, one of these days someone's going to say POP Tart and then the shit's REALLY gonna hit the fan.

awesome

10:07
May 26th 2011


DiscoBeaver

Cheltenham

Member

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Welcome along good buddy,

 

Hope you enjoy the stay but look out for some of the local's who have a Ferocious opinion when it comes down to biscuits………Which is a little odd for a gaming forum.

If your looking for some peeps to get your game on with though it maybe worth taking a looksie at the Offical Midlife gamer GT "amidlifegamer"

 

The list is currently full but you can see who's who on that list…..I know there are a few people who are down for some Reach at some point so get on that list and feel Free to Add any of us…My 360 GT is simply Discobeaver.

 

Hope to see you about.

 

You're so wise… Like a minature Buddha covered in hair!

12:37
May 26th 2011


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Adamski UK said:

Cracking gaming pedigree you got there….say it was a rubber keyed Speccy please!


 

Yes, one the original rubber key versions, I think it would have been '83 I got it (still got it, and it actually still works, sort of). First games I had were Manic Miner, Penetrator and some naff golf game that came with it. My favourite game though was Black Crystal, absolute classic.

 

12:59
May 26th 2011


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MantisMat said:

Welcome sir.

I've just picked up Halo Reach today!  Feel free to add me – Mantismat – could do with getting back into that bat shit random world


 

Cool, if you fancy a game and see me online give me a shout. If anyone else fancies it, feel free to send me an invite.

 

I'd probably be up for some Red Dead or Assassins Creed too if anyone's interested.

 

13:11
May 26th 2011


Adamski UK

Warwickshire

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Rubber Keys for the win!

 

@DiscoBeaver – Biscuits go hand in hand with gaming sir.

I have just prepared myself for this evenings bromance session (split screen co-op on the sofa with a gaming buddy).

Drink is Gaymers Cider of the pear variety. Snackage is Haribo Tangtasitic complimented by the one and only original McVities Jaffa Cake.

….but I might have to stop off an pick up a packet of Fig Rolls.

Gamertag : Adamski UK

We don't stop playing because we grow old; We grow old because we stop playing.
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14:00
May 26th 2011


DiscoBeaver

Cheltenham

Member

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Adamski UK said:

 

@DiscoBeaver – Biscuits go hand in hand with gaming sir.

I have just prepared myself for this evenings bromance session (split screen co-op on the sofa with a gaming buddy).

Drink is Gaymers Cider of the pear variety. Snackage is Haribo Tangtasitic complimented by the one and only original McVities Jaffa Cake.

….but I might have to stop off an pick up a packet of Fig Rolls.


Biscuits……….Hand in Hand…………PFFFT!

 

Practice what you preach Adamski wink

 

You're so wise… Like a minature Buddha covered in hair!

20:41
May 26th 2011


Brother Brown

Jam Butty Mines

Community Manager

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Howdo and welcome to MLG my good man.

Catch you online.

14:52
May 27th 2011


DigitalPariah

Caithness, Scotland

MLGX Completionist
MLGX Completionist

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Hello there Major and welcome. 

 

As a relatively new joiner as well, I would have to say you couldn't find a more welcoming bunch. Will hopefully catch up with you online at some point in the near future.

 

In the meantime, sit back, have a cup of tea and a fig roll and enjoy the ambience.

 

DP

23:15
May 30th 2011


Vintage-Lofty

Member

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MajorPentatonic said


 

Yes, one the original rubber key versions, I think it would have been '83 I got it (still got it, and it actually still works, sort of). First games I had were Manic Miner, Penetrator and some naff golf game that came with it. My favourite game though was Black Crystal, absolute classic.


Alright Major P nice to meet you buddy.
And arrree yes, Penetrator, now that's a game I used to enjoy and strangely enough, all be it for seperate reasons, that's now become my nickname.
Welcome
See your still doing spam Brownie 1267 my arse.

11:13
Jun 2nd 2011


CherryScones

St. Helens, Merseyside, UK

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Hi there Major and welcome to Mlg from a fellow tea lover.  Fig rolls….nah!  Horrid things.  Don't sully a good brew with those things. 

 

Oooh I've just noticed Lofty's back…… thought you'd emigrated lad.  It sure feels good to be back underneath you though.  wink  In a forum post sense that is,  don't panic.  awesome


        ♥ TROPHY WHORE….! ♥

18:28
Jun 2nd 2011


Vintage-Lofty

Member

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Hello gorgeous, well I see your still trying it on with everyone, good for you, womens rights an what not.

An Cherry, I think i've just had what can only be described as my midlife crysis, everyones re assured me that i've come out the other side a better person (well specifically me). An yeah im now standing tall and facing the world again, admittedly through media format first.

Ive now got a good tan, i've shaved my testicles and im getting a big tattoo on me back, tomorrow.

Im a winner.

21:17
Jun 2nd 2011


CherryScones

St. Helens, Merseyside, UK

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I see so you're trying to man up at long last are you.  Tattoo's and an Only Way Is Essex fake tan achieved that did they?  Ha ha.   Well actually I think I preferred the effeminate Lofty although I do quite like shaved balls.  Lol.  awesome


        ♥ TROPHY WHORE….! ♥

23:50
Jun 3rd 2011


Vintage-Lofty

Member

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Yes thats right Cherry Im now a deep mahogany. I've also found my self a slutty glamour model girlfriend called Lambrini who applies the tan onto my ample pectorals (I've been working out).

Yes lifes pretty sweet at the moment, I've also managed to knock five tenths of a second off my personal best for the one hundred metres, which Im obviously putting down to the lack of hair on and around my testicles.

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, which is code for, im now a bloody bloke.

12:54
Jun 4th 2011


CherryScones

St. Helens, Merseyside, UK

Member

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Vintage-Lofty said:

Yes thats right Cherry Im now a deep mahogany. I've also found my self a slutty glamour model girlfriend called Lambrini who applies the tan onto my ample pectorals (I've been working out).

Yes lifes pretty sweet at the moment, I've also managed to knock five tenths of a second off my personal best for the one hundred metres, which Im obviously putting down to the lack of hair on and around my testicles.

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, which is code for, im now a bloody bloke.


Ooops sorry David Dickinson lookalike I obviously hit a raw nerve there. wink  Ha ha.   Yeah I must say those stats are pretty impressive if true but I bet you can't do a handstand though with your head off the floor and without a cushion or go higher than the bar on a swing. Then I'd be a little more impressed.   Lol.   rofl


        ♥ TROPHY WHORE….! ♥

15:51
Jun 4th 2011


Ancient Gamer

MLGX Completionist
MLGX Completionist

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Black Crystal and Everquest are amongst my favourites as well.  If you also love Ultima there is a fair chance we were separated at birth! Altho on second thoughts fig rolls are the spawn of satan so probably not.

 

Feel free to add me GT is 'AncientGamer X'

18:15
Jun 6th 2011


Vintage-Lofty

Member

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You an AG seperated at birth, your not 72 as well are you major. surprised

11:40
Jun 7th 2011


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Vintage-Lofty said:

You an AG seperated at birth, your not 72 as well are you major. surprised


Not quite, though I do feel like it some mornings. smile

Happy to say I'm one of the post moon landing generation (though admittedly only just).

 

17:56
Jun 7th 2011


Ancient Gamer

MLGX Completionist
MLGX Completionist

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Vintage-Lofty said:

You an AG seperated at birth, your not 72 as well are you major. surprised


Lofty , you cheeky bugger. As you well know I am not a day over 68wink

And to think I fought a war for the likes of you!

19:31
Jun 7th 2011


Vintage-Lofty

Member

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Well you defo don't look it Gas but admittedly, you know, I've never seen you but it's just something nice to say isn't it.

An the only war you've fought Wilko, is the one with the on button on your controller.

Im so sorry…………………………. could I have werthers please.kiss



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