Quick question…. when you drop the kids off at the pool… do you keep noise to a minimum or do you let it all out?
I only ask as I nipped to the loo at work today and there was a guy in trap three sounded like he was trying to give birth to a cannon ball… full on grunting, groaning, straining, banging the side of the cubicle and at one point pleading with the lord almighty to help him…. to be honest it was quite frightening… it sounded like somthing from 'Alien'!
Personaly, Im fairly ninja when I lay a cable…. but I have a friend who told me she was so paranoid about the noise of her chocolate lady eggs hitting the water she makes a little sling out of toilet paper to catch it in and then gently lower it down into the water…. frankly thats demented!
09:56 Nov 20th 2010
MantisMat
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Always lower a sling before going….. helps alleviate splashback
10:21 Nov 20th 2010
duggydarko
plymouth
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I too am guilty of padding the splashdown area with bog roll. If im in a public loo I sometimes "build a nest" on the seat aswell and keep all noise to a minimum including farts. I have been known to laugh out load at the sound of other people in the trap next to mine for their almost musical arse antics.
I grunt/scream and cry like a constipated ape when I'm at home, I never shit in public toilets if possible though.
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17:16 Nov 20th 2010
Mesozoic Prinny
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Do what comes naturally. Don't push yourself too hard.
17:33 Nov 20th 2010
MantisMat
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"Who does number two work for"
Line of the film
19:04 Nov 23rd 2010
Crazy Cat BJ
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LMAO
U guys so funny
19:28 Nov 23rd 2010
CherryScones
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I just can't poo in public toilets, never ever, it's kind of like the subconscious thing in your head that stops you weeing in the swimming baths, well I can't, even if I'm bursting. Although you're all a big bunch of animals on here and probably all wee in the pool regularly anyway don't you, like a man beast thing, marking your territory. Lmao.
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20:24 Nov 23rd 2010
Mesozoic Prinny
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I never pee in the pool, but I do pee in the sea.
I have never pooed in either.
23:12 Nov 29th 2010
theboymatt
Wales
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I tend to get a massive pile of ass wipe and clean the seat with anti bac lol I then use the ass roll as a splash down cushion. I'm always quiet unless I have a neighbour who's farting, I can't help but laugh at farts- to the point my mrs shouts at me..
depends on where i'm doing the business,i don't at home or at work but in a public loo i always start out with a low grown and work my way up to a high pitched whistle,then depending on the reaction i've been known to break out in song.
10:47 Dec 2nd 2010
ShatnerzBassoon
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The worse is when you think its all under control, everythings going nice and ninja, then suddenly without warning a full blast Mallard sneaks out and brings shame upon you
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