Damn you fellas I thought it was bad enough when I started geocaching, then I imported Demon Souls, I narrowly avoided getting a deep fat fryer but chat roulette is the new low.

There is some mighty fine weird shit on there and I just had the 'pleasure' of watching some bloke trying lose his wrist watch up his girlfriends muff. It certainly hones you mouse skills, I couldn't click quick enough to avoid what looked like Jabba the Hut wanking into his fireplace.

Note; Fireplace is not a euphemism fro something sensual….it was his fireplace!