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Describe your SEX LIFE with a video game title….

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12:53
Jun 10th 2011


Adamski UK

Warwickshire

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Little bit of fun for the grown ups wink

 

Think of a video game title that perfectly describes your sex life. I'll kick things off with….

 

'Splosion Man

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13:01
Jun 10th 2011


starscreme

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leisure suit larry?

13:02
Jun 10th 2011


MantisMat

Admin

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Going to enjoy this thread.
I'll go for Max Payne

13:55
Jun 10th 2011


S3AB1SCU1T

New Member

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Infamous laugh Because im electric rofl

14:09
Jun 10th 2011


Jim

Hertfordshire

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I'll go for Bioshock, because…

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14:10
Jun 10th 2011


CherryScones

St. Helens, Merseyside, UK

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Dante's Inferno  -  Naughty and slightly weird.  (Thats describing me and my sex life)  Lol.  awesome


        ♥ TROPHY WHORE….! ♥

14:40
Jun 10th 2011


S3AB1SCU1T

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CherryScones said:

Dante's Inferno  -  Naughty and slightly weird.  (Thats describing me and my sex life)  Lol.  awesome

I would have thought it was because you are on fire roflwink


15:36
Jun 10th 2011


Chris the Fury

Derbyshire

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Broken Sword…

15:45
Jun 10th 2011


Bob Lord of Doom

Fife, Scotland

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ohh that sounds painfull

15:51
Jun 10th 2011


MonkeysDad

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Hard Drivin' wink

17:04
Jun 10th 2011


Brother Brown

Jam Butty Mines

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Destruction Derby. wink

17:09
Jun 10th 2011


CherryScones

St. Helens, Merseyside, UK

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S3AB1SCU1T said:

I would have thought it was because you are on fire roflwink



Well I didn't wanna blow my own trumpet but now you mention it…………Lol. awesome


        ♥ TROPHY WHORE….! ♥

17:56
Jun 10th 2011


Vintage-Lofty

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Manic miner (im laughing now just saying it).

18:05
Jun 10th 2011


Mitchell Norton

England Shropshire "Sunny Telford"

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Hahaha good topic mine would be……

Shadow of the colossus

No more like Fallout or 30 second hero

XBOX 360: MITCH NORTON 

18:12
Jun 10th 2011


Vintage-Lofty

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Ha Ha Brownie you can have Uncharted.

18:38
Jun 10th 2011


mixindave

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gran turismo 5…. (endurance race)

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19:22
Jun 10th 2011


Greg Giddens

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Half Life 2: Episode 3…Because it's nonexistent.

19:24
Jun 10th 2011


Lucien21

Scotland

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When I was young and unexperienced it was thinking Donkey Kong but it was probably more like Speedball: Brutal Deluxe for the first few.

Soon I graduated to being Elite trying to minimise docking disasters by matching rotating speed before thrusting forward. By college I was Tekken 2 at a time.  I Command & Conquered the local totty into Tag Team Wrestling.

Times were wild, experiments were had with various Portals. We rarely mention the incident with Kid Icarus anymore. Honestly she looked 18 Guv embarassed.

After college things get a bit more serious with some regular Wii Play However sometimes it was more Call of Duty than medal of Honour.

Now as the women get older I am fighting against becoming a Tomb Raider exploring large cavenous spaces full of cobwebs.

However Sadly at the moment it more like.

Alone in the Dark

 

cry

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20:01
Jun 10th 2011


Dan

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when i was young it was alone in the dark, now im married and she's the submissive type, it's command and conquer

21:23
Jun 10th 2011


Adamski UK

Warwickshire

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Great answer Lucien! Very creative.

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21:33
Jun 10th 2011


Slartibartfast

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Mortal Kombat.

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21:33
Jun 10th 2011


beefkr10z

King's Lynn, Norfolk

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Post edited 21:34 – Jun 10th 2011 by beefkr10z


First, you get:

 

I'd Like to think I was the:

 

but It's more like:

 

 

and it's over in a:

 

22:30
Jun 10th 2011


n/a

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I don't know what game it would be, but if it was a game developer, it would be 'Rare' frown

 

23:08
Jun 10th 2011


Lucien21

Scotland

Member

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Adamski UK said:

Great answer Lucien! Very creative.


Thanks.

 

I'm just glad I mananged to upgrade the 5.25 inch Floppy for a Hard Drive laugh

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00:01
Jun 11th 2011


cockbeard

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Post edited 00:03 – Jun 11th 2011 by cockbeard


@Chris the Fury, re Broken Sword Hahaha, I've a friend in Derby currently recuperating from an open to fix exactly that

Erm, was knobbing an Irish bird last week, so The Orange Box??
No quote button, mobile browser, apologies

Those I meet think me an arrogant prick
Those I know love that fact

09:49
Jun 11th 2011


Baron Von Pleb

Sheffield Sex City

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Another World.

17:46
Jun 11th 2011


linton

Member

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Has there ever been a rocky game?

Cus I'm a fucking stallion!

19:23
Jun 11th 2011


Crazy Cat BJ

Coventry

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Most entertaining read laugh

08:15
Jun 12th 2011


ShatnerzBassoon

Chesterfield

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As a lad I would have said Splatterhouse…. but with experience comes knowledge…. Th Force Unleashed awesome

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17:49
Jun 12th 2011


xeroxeroxero

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