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20:34
Oct 6th 2010


Hugo Rune

Retirement Home

Resident Evildoer

posts 1691

1

There has been a distinct lack of sexual innuendo and down right filthy bitch talk round these parts lately.

Where is the fragrant Ms Scones of late? And is anyone woman enough to fill those thigh length leather boots in her hopefully short absence?

 

Funny how you draw mental pictures of people that you've never even met isn't it? I bet she wears sensible shoes and gingham really Frown

21:10
Oct 6th 2010


Malc

SE London

Member

posts 315

2

pay me enough i talk dirty to ya hugo Kiss

21:12
Oct 6th 2010


Hugo Rune

Retirement Home

Resident Evildoer

posts 1691

3

Malc said:

pay me enough i talk dirty to ya hugo Kiss


Deal! 50p in the post and make it good.

21:28
Oct 6th 2010


Malc

SE London

Member

posts 315

4

your cheeks not as pinchable as jims.

23:12
Oct 6th 2010


CherryScones

St. Helens, Merseyside, UK

Member

posts 808

5

Ha ha I've been a little pre occupied of late Lol.  Plus I think I caused enough of a stir over the naughty comments I put on the vegetarian thread regarding the taste of a mans semen I sure got enough PM's over it Lmao.  So thought Id better lay low for a while you know how it is. Wink 

Besides I don't verbally pleasure married men, well not unless they look like Enrique Iglesias or Jude Law then I might make an exception ha ha. ROFL


        ♥ TROPHY WHORE….! ♥

06:15
Oct 7th 2010


windjunky

Member

posts 648

6

Hmm.. People are always saying how much I resemble Enrique Iglesias and Jude Law.

08:58
Oct 7th 2010


Brother Brown

Jam Butty Mines

Community Manager

posts 1878

7

So you back with a bang now Cherry?

09:00
Oct 7th 2010


Hugo Rune

Retirement Home

Resident Evildoer

posts 1691

8

Malc – You're fired!

Cherry – The forum is here for all of us so you post what you want when you want mate.  And you wouldn't believe the amount of PM's I got from the ladies when I mentioned shoes. 

09:44
Oct 7th 2010


Phizzy

Staffordshire

Forum Tech Lord

posts 1659

9

BROTHER BROWN said:

So you back with a bang now Cherry?


 

DON'T ENCOURAGE HER

10:49
Oct 7th 2010


CherryScones

St. Helens, Merseyside, UK

Member

posts 808

10

Aw Phizzy jealousy don't suit you hun maybe I'll just take a back seat and let you play the Dominatrix for a while Lol.  Awesome


        ♥ TROPHY WHORE….! ♥

11:24
Oct 7th 2010


Phizzy

Staffordshire

Forum Tech Lord

posts 1659

11

Jealousy?

13:16
Oct 7th 2010


CherryScones

St. Helens, Merseyside, UK

Member

posts 808

12

Yeah coz I've took the title away from you Phizzy…..sorry!  Lmao. ROFL


        ♥ TROPHY WHORE….! ♥

16:06
Oct 7th 2010


Phizzy

Staffordshire

Forum Tech Lord

posts 1659

13

I think you may have completely misunderstood me.

18:47
Oct 8th 2010


RichieDee76

Uk Lincs

New Member

posts 36

14

Post edited 18:48 – Oct 8th 2010 by RichieDee76


CherryScones said:

Aw Phizzy jealousy don't suit you hun maybe I'll just take a back seat and let you play the Dominatrix for a while Lol.  Awesome

Back seat? Exactly where i like my mrs too! Cherry your a class bird! Awesome

14:04
Oct 12th 2010


Baron Lee

Azkaban

Member

posts 165

15

Phizzy said:

BROTHER BROWN said:

So you back with a bang now Cherry?


 

DON'T ENCOURAGE HER


 

DO ENCOURAGE HER

Im aroused by your presence

18:08
Oct 12th 2010


CherryScones

St. Helens, Merseyside, UK

Member

posts 808

16

Ha ha encourage away Im easily led Lol.  ROFL


        ♥ TROPHY WHORE….! ♥

21:00
Oct 12th 2010


Baron Lee

Azkaban

Member

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Im aroused by your presence

21:04
Oct 12th 2010


CherryScones

St. Helens, Merseyside, UK

Member

posts 808

18

Now see what you've done I've turned into a bad girl again and put naughty stuff on some of the posts.  It's all your fault ha ha.  I'm back with a vengeance Hugo!  Wink


        ♥ TROPHY WHORE….! ♥

21:23
Oct 12th 2010


Hugo Rune

Retirement Home

Resident Evildoer

posts 1691

19

I've missed you :wink:

21:40
Oct 19th 2010


Norfolk Jesus

Norfolk. Where else?

Member

posts 216

20

Hugo Rune said:

Cherry – The forum is here for all of us so you post what you want when you want mate.  And you wouldn't believe the amount of PM's I got from the ladies when I mentioned shoes. 


 

Choos!

Something for everyone there.

Sitting back waiting for the PMs to roll in……

22:04
Oct 19th 2010


Mesozoic Prinny

Face it, reality is still in beta.

MLRPG

posts 1306

21

11:37
Oct 20th 2010


CherryScones

St. Helens, Merseyside, UK

Member

posts 808

22

Post edited 11:39 – Oct 20th 2010 by CherryScones


Stuff the shoes its that Voltmeter that got me going then ha ha.  I love my DIY coz it makes me feel big that I don't need a man in my life.  I can rewire plugs safely, test currents(don't know what for but I can test em lol), and Ive got a cute little socket set I bought when I plumbed my washing machine in (not that I've ever found another use for it mind). rofl

 

So sorry Norfolk Jesus but my PM will definitely be going to Jurassic for the sexy Voltmeter pic. Roflmao awesome


        ♥ TROPHY WHORE….! ♥

12:49
Oct 20th 2010


Norfolk Jesus

Norfolk. Where else?

Member

posts 216

23

CherryScones said:

So sorry Norfolk Jesus but my PM will definitely be going to Jurassic for the sexy Voltmeter pic. Roflmao awesome


 Damn you Jurassic. You are fast becoming my nemesis…

13:02
Oct 20th 2010


Mesozoic Prinny

Face it, reality is still in beta.

MLRPG

posts 1306

24

CherryScones said:

Stuff the shoes its that Voltmeter that got me going then ha ha.  I love my DIY coz it makes me feel big that I don't need a man in my life.  I can rewire plugs safely, test currents(don't know what for but I can test em lol), and Ive got a cute little socket set I bought when I plumbed my washing machine in (not that I've ever found another use for it mind). rofl

 

So sorry Norfolk Jesus but my PM will definitely be going to Jurassic for the sexy Voltmeter pic. Roflmao awesome


 

Multimeter, socket set, and I don't need a woman in my life. We're the perfect couple!

13:03
Oct 20th 2010


Mesozoic Prinny

Face it, reality is still in beta.

MLRPG

posts 1306

25

Norfolk Jesus said:

CherryScones said:

So sorry Norfolk Jesus but my PM will definitely be going to Jurassic for the sexy Voltmeter pic. Roflmao awesome


Damn you Jurassic. You are fast becoming my nemesis…
 


 

Bwahahaha!

13:13
Oct 20th 2010


CherryScones

St. Helens, Merseyside, UK

Member

posts 808

26

Jurassic Prinny said:                      We're the perfect couple!


 

Ha ha yeah we could be if either of us ever needed a partner that is.  Lol.  rofl


        ♥ TROPHY WHORE….! ♥

09:55
Oct 21st 2010


Azrial

Birmingham, UK.

Half Arsed Gamer

posts 1746

27

You don't want a partner, they steal your soul and make you want to kill yourself……….. oh how I enjoy married life……….. anybody got a nice sharp knife?

http://gamercards.exophase.com/5348.png

    Master of speling mitakse

14:48
Oct 21st 2010


CherryScones

St. Helens, Merseyside, UK

Member

posts 808

28

Post edited 14:53 – Oct 21st 2010 by CherryScones


I most certainly do not want a partner Az, I escaped a shitty marriage too.  I'm extremely happy on my own.  Can do my own thing and see who I want and go out as often as I want with my friends with no one asking me what I've been up to.  It's great.  Now all I need to do is either spend or hide all my hard earned cash so he can't get his hands on it when I divorce him.   awesomethumbs-up


        ♥ TROPHY WHORE….! ♥

13:24
Oct 26th 2010


Brother Brown

Jam Butty Mines

Community Manager

posts 1878

29

What about your go to friday fella?

18:11
Nov 2nd 2010


Baron Lee

Azkaban

Member

posts 165

30

CherryScones said:

I most certainly do not want a partner Az, I escaped a shitty marriage too.  I'm extremely happy on my own.  Can do my own thing and see who I want and go out as often as I want with my friends with no one asking me what I've been up to.  It's great.  Now all I need to do is either spend or hide all my hard earned cash so he can't get his hands on it when I divorce him.   awesomethumbs-up


 

Well thats great. So, what have you been up to?

Im aroused by your presence



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