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21:55
Nov 2nd 2010


CherryScones

St. Helens, Merseyside, UK

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Baron Lee said:

 

Well thats great. So, what have you been up to?


 

Whatever I have or have not been up to Mr Lee you can be sure its a lot more interesting than sitting in front of my pc spamming the f*** out of legitimate posts just to get rid of the 'New' member status.  Why did it bother you so much anyway 'virgin' member??????  Well you didn't think I was gonna answer you nicely did you Im a Dominatrix remember……Lol.   I'm pure evil…..!  wink


        ♥ TROPHY WHORE….! ♥

09:05
Nov 3rd 2010


Azrial

Birmingham, UK.

Half Arsed Gamer

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Take a whip to his bare ass!    (unless he enjoys that kinda thing, in which case, ignore that last comment.)

http://gamercards.exophase.com/5348.png

    Master of speling mitakse

16:25
Nov 3rd 2010


Baron Lee

Azkaban

Member

posts 165

33

Im aroused by your presence

22:42
Nov 3rd 2010


CherryScones

St. Helens, Merseyside, UK

Member

posts 808

34

       


        ♥ TROPHY WHORE….! ♥

02:04
Nov 5th 2010


Azrial

Birmingham, UK.

Half Arsed Gamer

posts 1746

35

What exactly are you trying to say Cherry?

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    Master of speling mitakse

08:09
Nov 5th 2010


Mesozoic Prinny

Face it, reality is still in beta.

MLRPG

posts 1306

36

Is spam a euphemism for pork sword?

00:44
Nov 8th 2010


Baron Lee

Azkaban

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Post edited 01:00 – Nov 8th 2010 by Baron Lee


Ok, im sorry cherry, I apologies for "spamming the fuck" out of your post. I was going to post this as a response to your 'no spam' pictures but i thought it was a little OTT –

http://thepirata.com/wp-conten…..h_slap.jpg ,

Still a uplifting picture anyway.

Im aroused by your presence

19:51
Nov 8th 2010


Vintage-Lofty

Member

posts 701

38

Do you know what, i've heard of this word "spam" it's been mentioned before but I was always oblivious to its meaning and where to put it and in what context.

Thank you Baron and Cherry, I now get it. 

Stop spamming Baron.

20:05
Nov 8th 2010


CherryScones

St. Helens, Merseyside, UK

Member

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39

@ Baron "Virgin" Lee,  it quite obviously wasn't my post I was telling you off for spamming.  It was all the old well outdated and not even remotely relevant anymore topic posts you were bumping by your desperateness to rid yourslef of the New Member status it was bloody annoying to log in and be faced by 27 new unread posts and upon going through them all I find they were all just inane spammy comments by YOU my dear. 

I just wondered why it bothered you so much thats all (not that you answered my question) coz no one else who has joined this site has felt the need to do that.  And Im also not the first to have mentioned about you bumping old threads. 

By the way, as for the slapping me bit I can guarantee that it would be you who got the slapping of his life and I'd also throw in the use of a few whips and chains and tethers for good measure, now get down on your knees boy and beg my forgiveness……..ha ha ha ha.  awesome


        ♥ TROPHY WHORE….! ♥

20:16
Nov 8th 2010


Mesozoic Prinny

Face it, reality is still in beta.

MLRPG

posts 1306

40

Vintage-Lofty said:

Do you know what, i've heard of this word "spam" it's been mentioned before but I was always oblivious to its meaning and where to put it and in what context.

 


 

It's alright, in the right context.

 

 

Obviously you're going to need some HP on that.

13:35
Nov 9th 2010


Brother Brown

Jam Butty Mines

Community Manager

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41

I know ive been out of the loop for a while but where the hell is all this anger comming from Mrs Scones.

Ive got some spare morphine here if you fancy some to chill you out. LOLrofl 

13:47
Nov 9th 2010


Vintage-Lofty

Member

posts 701

42

CherryScones said:  

By the way, as for the slapping me bit I can guarantee that it would be you who got the slapping of his life and I'd also throw in the use of a few whips and chains and tethers for good measure, now get down on your knees boy and beg my forgiveness……..ha ha ha ha.  awesome


 

The last thing you want Baron is to be tared n tetherd mate, just be careful t northern birds can be a bit rough with yeah (just ask my penis).

15:22
Nov 9th 2010


CherryScones

St. Helens, Merseyside, UK

Member

posts 808

43

BROTHER BROWN said:

where the hell is all this anger comming from Mrs Scones.

 


 

Its all your fault Brownie you've denied me the calming influence of hearing your dulcet tones down the microphone of late by getting yourself banged up (well I reckon you are in prison coz the NHS don't let people linger in their beds for long if they're breathing on their own) rofl  

I miss hearing "Where are you Cherry" at least 40 times a game.  And "Cherry its this way follow me" ha ha.  awesome 

 

But if you ever call me MRS again Brownie I will be directing some of my unvented anger in your direction, friend or no friend thats for sure.   Lmao. yell


        ♥ TROPHY WHORE….! ♥

17:36
Nov 9th 2010


Azrial

Birmingham, UK.

Half Arsed Gamer

posts 1746

44

Yeah Browny jailbird, I think an apology is in order.

http://gamercards.exophase.com/5348.png

    Master of speling mitakse

19:32
Nov 9th 2010


Vintage-Lofty

Member

posts 701

45

Hang on a minute, that might explain why your walking funny.

22:34
Nov 9th 2010


Hugo Rune

Retirement Home

Resident Evildoer

posts 1691

46

Fuck me Brownie you really are a serial malingerer!

Making number plates in nick is no substitute for Burnout goodness!

10:33
Nov 10th 2010


Brother Brown

Jam Butty Mines

Community Manager

posts 1878

47

I think they are just using me to show off there handy work with the blade to all the medical students now.

 Ive got a camera down the gob Thursday for them to have a look at whats left of my liver after they took some away because it was stuck to my gall bladder so ive just gotta hope they dont find anything else down there.  

Malingerer sounds so much better than being called a lazy bastard thank you Mr Rune. 



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