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21:09 Jun 15th 2011
| Jim
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Just going to do some fun little things we can all do!
Pick the number of the month you where born
> 1—-I fell in love with
>2—-I ate
>3—-I smacked
>4—-I sang to
>5—-I gave my number to
>6—-I kissed
>7—-I shot
>8—-I danced with
>9—-I choked on
>10—I went out with
>11—I murdered
>12—I hugged
>Pick the day (number) you were born on:
>1——-A homeless guy
>2——-your mom
>3——-a banana
>4——-a fork
>5——-a mexican
>6——-a gangster
>7——-a ninja
>8——-an ipod
>9——-my best friend
>10——-a goat
>11——-my dog
>12——-my dad
>13——-the computer
>14——-a football player
>15——-my neighbor
>16——-myself
>17——-a soda
>18——-a llama
>19——-a pickle
>20——-a stuffed animal
>21——-a weirdo
>22——-a sock
> 23——-a tissue
>24——-my pshyciatrist
>25——-a policeman
>26——-my brother
>27——-my sister
>28——-a baseball bat
>29——-a dvd player
>30——-my best friends brother
>31——-my cell phone
>Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
>White——Because I was high.
>Black——-Because I was drunk.
>Brown——-Because your mom told me to.
> Pink——–Because I'm retarded.
>Red———Because the voices told me to.
>Blue——–Because Im hott and I do what I want.
>Green——Because I hate myself.
>Purple——Because I'm stupid.
>Gray——–Because that's how I roll.
>Yellow——Because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars.
>Orange—-Because I love my family.
>Other——-Because that's what I do.
So mine would be: I choked on myself because i'm retarded. LOL
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21:50 Jun 15th 2011
| UnrulyRuffian
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I smacked a football player because I was drunk.
Wait.. Is this some sort of prophecy? Sounds totally plausible.
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23:47 Jun 15th 2011
| CherryScones
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Mine is:- I ate your mom because I was drunk. Lol. Thats weird it sounds like a typical night out round town for me. Ha ha. 
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♥ TROPHY WHORE….! ♥
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23:57 Jun 15th 2011
| Vintage-Lofty
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I hugged your mom Jim because im hot and I can do what I want.
Thats what she keeps telling me.
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20:24 Jun 16th 2011
| Baron Lee
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I fell in love with a homeless guy because thats how i roll..
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Im aroused by your presence
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20:26 Jun 16th 2011
| Baron Lee
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Im actually an idiot, its 'I danced with my dog because thats how i roll' – at least i got the colour of my shirt right
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Im aroused by your presence
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15:44 Jun 18th 2011
| Misogyny
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I kissed a banana because I'm hot and I do what I want. 
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16:46 Jun 18th 2011
| Mitchell Norton
| | England Shropshire "Sunny Telford" | |
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I ate a soda because i am retarded.
i must have froze it.
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18:51 Jun 18th 2011
| Cynical Hunter
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I Kissed my Sister because the voices told me to.
I changed my shirt twice and thats the best i got.
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09:58 Jun 19th 2011
| duggydarko
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I hugged a fork because I was high! Sounds about right.
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17:37 Jun 23rd 2011
| Rumours
| | Spalding, U.K | |
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I smacked my cell phone because i was drunk…..
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20:34 Jun 25th 2011
| EpicArdaSnails
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I fell in love with a pickle because I hate myself w0o0ot
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Father For Justice and proud!
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13:05 Jun 27th 2011
| tridentmorph
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I fell in love with a stuffed animal because I'm hot and I do what I want.
Hmmm, could be worse.
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07:12 Jun 28th 2011
| mym1nd
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I shot a DVD player becasue I'm hot and I do what I want.
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