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21:06
Nov 2nd 2010
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ShatnerzBassoon
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Post edited 21:12 – Nov 2nd 2010 by AyselDK
You have got to do one….. theres no option… no way out…. which is it?
A little aboout the ladies:
 
Some are quick to point to her budgie like looks and spaniels ears but Gails a real 360 fangirl…. she loves a bit of 'Lips' and what she can do with the wireless mic's and some warm butter will make your eyes water. Granted, its not going to be easy especialy if you need visual stimulation… she does look like she should be eating trill and headbutting circular mirrors, but a quick insertion of your love flute in her ''bettys hot pot'' and Gail will reward you with all the pizza and pop you can consume for the rest of the night served in PCV hotpants whilst you knock yourself out on Halo.
Get past the rawcus flem coughs, tabacco yellow teeth and bulging neck veins and Deidrie is every gamers perfect girl. Shes tired of bashing Kens ''bishop'' whilst he plays battle chess on his Amiga and getting no thanks so is now looking to get herself a nice new midlife gamer. Shes done time and learnt some sexy manouvers whilst inside. A quick fiddle with her flaps followed by some good lovin and she will make all your dreams come true…. a constant supply of Fosters whilst you settle down to Beers and Gears… Deidries got you covered.
Its time too choose…. 
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21:19
Nov 2nd 2010
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Mesozoic Prinny
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Does it have to be done face to face, or can it be done from behind?
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21:29
Nov 2nd 2010
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I'd say Gail, she's got a bit of a Bev Crusher look about her
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22:01
Nov 2nd 2010
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CherryScones
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Can I have em both at once, coz I find that a little more appealing???? I'd film it especially for selling in the Mlg shop. Lol. 
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♥ TROPHY WHORE….! ♥
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07:20
Nov 3rd 2010
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espedair
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Post edited 07:21 – Nov 3rd 2010 by espedair
Niether…. can I shoot myself first… or them?
or
I'd go
everytime…
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09:22
Nov 3rd 2010
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Azrial
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It would have to be Gail, Deidrie's turkey neck freaks me out! And the promise of pizza and pop has me sold.
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Master of speling mitakse
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11:02
Nov 3rd 2010
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ShatnerzBassoon
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Post edited 11:46 – Nov 3rd 2010 by Phizzy
@ Jurassic… Face to face… lights on… looking into each others eyes and licking each others teeth
@Cherry… Just had a call from a chap called Norris, he runs a little outlet called the Kabin.. hardcore porn shop disguised as a newsagent, says he's very interested in stocking your DVD. 
Do not.. I repeat DO NOT type ''Gail Platt Sunbathing'' into Google images… its been 12 hours since I did and Im still getting 'Vietnam Style' flashbacks
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12:02
Nov 3rd 2010
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guernica2
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Yep, I agree with Cherry. Both. Or either.
Real women in their prime. What more could you ask for?
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"I fractured my thumb on the mute button, but I think I made my point." Jeff 'Joker' Moreau
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14:08
Nov 3rd 2010
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Phizzy
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Real real women actually in their prime?
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16:11
Nov 3rd 2010
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Baron Lee
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AyselDK said:
@ Jurassic… Face to face… lights on… looking into each others eyes and licking each others teeth
@Cherry… Just had a call from a chap called Norris, he runs a little outlet called the Kabin.. hardcore porn shop disguised as a newsagent, says he's very interested in stocking your DVD.
Do not.. I repeat DO NOT type ''Gail Platt Sunbathing'' into Google images… its been 12 hours since I did and Im still getting 'Vietnam Style' flashbacks
I wouldn't have if you hadn't put a link.. 
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Im aroused by your presence
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16:39
Nov 3rd 2010
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Baron Lee
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Gail's definatly the one for me.
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Im aroused by your presence
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20:16
Nov 3rd 2010
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Phizzy
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21:21
Nov 3rd 2010
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Mesozoic Prinny
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If it was doggy style I'd do Deirdre. She's got the voice for dirty feedback.
Face to face I'd have to go with Gail, but she'd be barred from speaking.
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08:23
Nov 4th 2010
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I Snajper I
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I had to google these. I thought the younger one was your one who examined peoples poo but they're in Cornation Street. I've never watched this so the references are lost on me, like someone telling a Star Trek joke. Which all boils down to this thread being as redundant for me as this post is to it.
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10:39
Nov 4th 2010
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duggydarko
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The fact my Mrs has been away with work since August has influenced my opinions on both "women". Right now id have no problems ramming my face in between Dedris leathery arse cheeks to lick her grizzled starfish or letting Gail titty slap me with those spanials ears she calls breasts. No sex for 3 months can do this to a man!
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11:15
Nov 4th 2010
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Mesozoic Prinny
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What was the name of that fake doctor who used to examine poo?
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12:34
Nov 4th 2010
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guernica2
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Was it McKeith?
Gillian McKeith?
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"I fractured my thumb on the mute button, but I think I made my point." Jeff 'Joker' Moreau
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12:40
Nov 4th 2010
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ShatnerzBassoon
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I heard she has a vintage 1987 white ''Dog Egg'' seated on a silk pillow in a glass case on her mantlepiece and attends Scat partied at a private residence in Ludlow.
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13:37
Nov 4th 2010
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Mesozoic Prinny
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She seemed to disappear pdq when all that 'Dr?' business blew up. I presume she's on cable now?
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14:26
Nov 4th 2010
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mym1nd
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Gail – because I've always wanted to do something nasty to ET for that terrible film.
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03:18
Nov 5th 2010
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Thesir
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I plead American ignorance and take this time to choose "teh hawt 1 duh i leik b00bz".
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21:40
Nov 12th 2010
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mixindave
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ive a had a bit of wine so gail. but if im sober id rather have a leg off. lmao
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21:41
Nov 12th 2010
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mixindave
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Jurassic Prinny said:
What was the name of that fake doctor who used to examine poo?
yea she was such a bell. she was called Dr tubovshat
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23:23
Nov 12th 2010
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Mr Mojo Risin
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After some careful consideration I'd still rather stick rusty pins in my eyeballs than get near this pair 
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11:53
Nov 13th 2010
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Mesozoic Prinny
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Mr Mojo Risin said:
After some careful consideration I'd still rather stick rusty pins in my eyeballs than get near this pair
I hadn't considered the pair! Threesome!
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21:58
Nov 13th 2010
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blake_67
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No competition;
I'd lick Gails teeth and kiss her little brown starfish anyday. (Too much?)
Gails a MILF
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10:14
Nov 14th 2010
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ShatnerzBassoon
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Not too much at all Blake…. I have yet to find a line in this community that cant be crossed
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09:33
Nov 15th 2010
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I Snajper I
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AyselDK said:
I have yet to find a line in this community that cant be crossed
I've found several.
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20:10
Nov 15th 2010
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Mesozoic Prinny
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I've found a couple too.
As I understand the situation it's okay to talk about starfish, but not to post or link to aquariums.
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10:16
Nov 16th 2010
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Mr Mojo Risin
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Hmm I read the forum rules and it looks like a pretty broad brush approach.
I don't want to derail the topic so I'll post up about this on a new thread.
In the meantime here's a picture of a red knobbed starfish.
Ooh I can feel the mods scrambling for the edit button………….
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