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I WANT FREE STUFF!!!!!!

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18:07
Jun 10th 2011


Vintage-Lofty

Member

posts 701

1

So when exactly are the two new community managers collectively gonna put their hands in their pockets and buy things that we can win, maybe in the form of a quiz or something. Even the last fascist regime (Hugo/Gadafi) put his hand in his pocket and I won my Christmas Game voucher which I received just in time for Easter. I want more free stuff.

21:26
Jun 10th 2011


Adamski UK

Warwickshire

Community Manager

posts 1380

2

I'll have a root around the back of the sofa for you….oh waht this? Ah yes, Its a GAME voucher card!

Its got £2.01 credit on it.

Collection only….any good to you? wink

Gamertag : Adamski UK

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11:28
Jun 12th 2011


Brother Brown

Jam Butty Mines

Community Manager

posts 1878

3

Tight arse there hasnt even used the game voucher yet.

So dont go spoiling him Adamski mate.

I await his sarcastic reply. wink

04:52
Jun 13th 2011


Greg Giddens

New Member

posts 65

4

Your plight has moved me, Vintage-Lofty, and your clear lack of subtlety is commendable; I like that in a person.

 

So I set out on a quest, a dangerous quest involving emails, keyboards, words…I’m sure there were more things involved, it’s all a bit of haze now, anyway, my quest was to find you free games to win on MLG, and I found some.

 

As of today (Monday 13th), at 1100 hours, you may have the chance of winning one of five copies of Hamilton’s Great Adventure on PC via Steam. Check out the front page for all the details.

 

I did it for you, buddy. I salute your want, no, need for free stuff.

10:59
Jun 13th 2011


CherryScones

St. Helens, Merseyside, UK

Member

posts 808

5

Lofty have you tried Gumtree you can find all sorts of free stuff on there without resorting to getting any of the MLG community managers in a headlock and knuckle rubbing their heads.  Coz thats the only way I can see any of them coffing up and giving any competiton prizes away.  Lol.  rofl  

 

Failing that set yourself up as a registered charity maybe.  Or go rob a granny (always works for me and sometimes you get the bonus of a Worthers in their purses too) wink


        ♥ TROPHY WHORE….! ♥

13:00
Jun 13th 2011


DiscoBeaver

Cheltenham

Member

posts 309

6

Lofty…..Pipe down!

 

You, I hear are worse than a T-Rex with deep pockets so if you want free stuff……go to your local mission!

 

Also,

 

Site signup:Free

Weekly Podcast: Free

Forum Access: Free

Inside Guys podcast: Free

Game of the Month Audio DLC: Free

News/Reviews: wait for it………Free!

 

Lofty's contribution……………..Negligible.  yell

 

You're so wise… Like a minature Buddha covered in hair!

13:25
Jun 13th 2011


Bob Lord of Doom

Fife, Scotland

Member

posts 320

7

Ohh disco that was harsh you burned lofty so badly you might as well have poured petrol on him and chucked a lit match surprised

14:00
Jun 13th 2011


CherryScones

St. Helens, Merseyside, UK

Member

posts 808

8

Vintage-Lofty said:

gonna put their hands in their pockets


Oh dear poor poor Lofty-let-down getting all this abuse.  Its not really fair is it so how about you PM me your address and I'll nip round and put MY hands in YOUR pockets and I'm sure something'll come up.  Lol.  wink

 

Just kidding by the way don't you dare PM me. Ha ha. rofl  I know that was a bit a Benny Hill era type joke but I couldn't resist. Sorry!embarassed


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14:18
Jun 13th 2011


Vintage-Lofty

Member

posts 701

9

Well look everyone Gerbils (Disccobeaver) has finally showed up well it's about bloody time.

An I see you sent Himmler in first (Adamski) with the derogatory £2.01 offer to test the water, who the hell do you people think you are.

Listen theirs gonna be a revolution on this site an I like Joseph are gonna lead my people to the Holy Grail ie free stuff. Thats what these people want, thats what these people need but they've always been to scared to say it, well not anymore, gather round everyone.   

Greg your brilliant and are now my right hand man an I shall refer to you as Elton.

14:32
Jun 13th 2011


DiscoBeaver

Cheltenham

Member

posts 309

10

@bob Have you seen how expensive petrol is nowadays.

@lofty Sigh! I'm a little let down by your response Lofty. If you hadn't been so 'Premature' we may be running a competition of sorts soon. Lest I remind you about the recent Fable 3 giveaway!

For insinuating I was a gerbil I will be watching you very closely. Careful what cage you rattle lofty as we have a great community here at the moment. I'd hate to have to spoil that.

If you do have any genuine concerns then feel free to PM me, rather than making a show on the forums.

 

You're so wise… Like a minature Buddha covered in hair!

14:51
Jun 13th 2011


Vintage-Lofty

Member

posts 701

11

Post edited 14:53 – Jun 13th 2011 by Vintage-Lofty


I cant help but cause a scene Disco im very out going, you can keep the free stuff mate between me an you im not that bothered but thanks for your valuable time.

An Disco im sorry we got off on the wrong foot, I wasn't calling you a gerbil, I was calling you Gerbils the Nazi general and having read the last message, its ironically turned out better than what i originally planned.

I shall now descend back into the shadows brother never to be seen again.

15:17
Jun 13th 2011


Bob Lord of Doom

Fife, Scotland

Member

posts 320

12

That has just given me a mental image of a little fascist nazi gerbal squeeking at loffty roflroflroflrofl

15:34
Jun 13th 2011


Hugo Rune

Retirement Home

Resident Evildoer

posts 1691

13

If only one of the previous statements were true.

I live in hope.

18:08
Jun 13th 2011


Jim

Hertfordshire

MLGX Completionist
MLGX Completionist

posts 521

14

Hurr Hurr Disco is a Gerbil.

 

http://gamercards.exophase.com/5092.png

22:04
Jun 13th 2011


DiscoBeaver

Cheltenham

Member

posts 309

15

Isn't that the hamster from G Force.

 

You're so wise… Like a minature Buddha covered in hair!

06:14
Jun 14th 2011


Hugo Rune

Retirement Home

Resident Evildoer

posts 1691

16

God damn there isn't one of you (Matt excluded) that would make a decent furry!

Its a FUCKING GUINEA PIG!

07:51
Jun 14th 2011


Baron Von Pleb

Sheffield Sex City

Community Manager

posts 518

17

10:11
Jun 14th 2011


CherryScones

St. Helens, Merseyside, UK

Member

posts 808

18

Oh god all this talk of little furry animals and gerbils in particular have just reminded me of a guy I had a date with a while ago through Match.com who thought it would impress me to tell me he attends a group where they participate in a pastime called felching.  When I asked him what it was he explained that it involved inserting a gerbil into your bumhole through a little plastic pipe.  And they all get off on the scratching and wriggling. I thought he was joking but he was deadly serious. No way!  I mean NO WAY!  Thats just evil. Theres some weirdo's out there for sure.  confused


        ♥ TROPHY WHORE….! ♥

12:21
Jun 14th 2011


Brother Brown

Jam Butty Mines

Community Manager

posts 1878

19

How did the second date go then?

12:48
Jun 14th 2011


DiscoBeaver

Cheltenham

Member

posts 309

20

Hugo Rune said:

God damn there isn't one of you (Matt excluded) that would make a decent furry!

Its a FUCKING GUINEA PIG!


Calm Down old timer before you bust a artery!

 

I was thinking of Bucky the Hamster from that film. I am fully aware that G-Force was Guinea pigs however that picture was deceptive.

 

You're so wise… Like a minature Buddha covered in hair!

13:58
Jun 14th 2011


CherryScones

St. Helens, Merseyside, UK

Member

posts 808

21

@Brownie  -   Had 3 dates actually.  Well he did make a mean shepherds pie.  awesome


        ♥ TROPHY WHORE….! ♥

14:00
Jun 14th 2011


CherryScones

St. Helens, Merseyside, UK

Member

posts 808

22

Discobeaver said:


Calm Down old timer before you bust a artery!

 


Such shocking use of the English vocabulary there.  Tut tut.  Lol.  rofl


        ♥ TROPHY WHORE….! ♥

14:04
Jun 14th 2011


Brother Brown

Jam Butty Mines

Community Manager

posts 1878

23

CherryScones said:

@Brownie  -   Had 3 dates actually.  Well he did make a mean shepherds pie.  awesome


He must of tickled your fancy. (sorry i couldnt resist that one )

14:10
Jun 14th 2011


CherryScones

St. Helens, Merseyside, UK

Member

posts 808

24

Hey you Brownie cheeky bugger I don't put out for Shepherds Pie you know.  Maybe for a nice fry up I might though.  If you're offering.  Lol.  awesome


        ♥ TROPHY WHORE….! ♥

15:04
Jun 14th 2011


DiscoBeaver

Cheltenham

Member

posts 309

25

@cherry

What yous tryin ta say bra!!!

I's got a wickid hold of THA English vocabulary….brap brap!!

 

You're so wise… Like a minature Buddha covered in hair!

15:12
Jun 14th 2011


CherryScones

St. Helens, Merseyside, UK

Member

posts 808

26

@ Discobeaver    What you mentioning my bra for?  You've not even seen it.   I think I'd definitely remember if I'd had a Beaver in my Bra.  Yeah I'm sure I would.   Lol.  awesome


        ♥ TROPHY WHORE….! ♥

15:24
Jun 14th 2011


Brother Brown

Jam Butty Mines

Community Manager

posts 1878

27

Come on Cherry we all want to know more about the Gerbil, pipe and shepards pie story.

"He must of Tickled your fancy" still makes me chuckle.

15:29
Jun 14th 2011


CherryScones

St. Helens, Merseyside, UK

Member

posts 808

28

Hey I didn't do it as well you dirty bugger!  Nor did I go to this group.  I just ate my food and went home like a good girl.   And I'm getting the impression you're rather more interested in it than I was Brownie.  Ha ha. Take a trip over to Amsterdam for a weekend its common place there so I was told.  Lol.  rofl


        ♥ TROPHY WHORE….! ♥

15:53
Jun 14th 2011


Misogyny

New Member

posts 55

29

That's not what felching means! Felching is something far more disgusting.

http://www.xboxlc.com/cards/sig/simpleblack/misogyny.jpg

16:14
Jun 14th 2011


CherryScones

St. Helens, Merseyside, UK

Member

posts 808

30

Misogyny said:

That's not what felching means! Felching is something far more disgusting.


Actually felching has two meanings and yes indeed the one you're referring to is far more disgusting if you're not an animal lover that is.  I however was referring to the meaning that was relevent to my conversation and post i.e the use of a gerbil and tube. It is called felching gerbils to be precise, so I'm sorry if I wasn't specific enough.  And it was written as such on a poster advertising it when I went to Amsterdam too.  And no I didn't go and watch it there either.  Lol.  rofl


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