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20:15
Nov 19th 2011
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Jim
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Pick the month you were born
Jan – I ate
Feb – I banged
Mar – I ran naked with
April – I smoked with
May – I ran shirtless with
June – I beat
July – I cuddled with
Aug – I needed
Sept – I shot
Oct – I shanked
Nov – I stabbed
Dec – I slept with
Pick the day (number) you were born on
01 – my lover
02 – a dog
03 – homer
04 – A homo
05 – a condom
06 – A toothbrush
07 – a hippie
08 – a glass of milk
09 – a porn star
10 – Paris Hilton
11 – the trojan man
12 – a teletubby
13 – the kool-aid man
14 – some crack heads
15 – an easter egg
16 – a pot head
17 – a bum
18 – a stripper
19 – a horse
20 – a homeless guy
21 – a drink
22 – my best friend
23 – the cookie monster
24 – my boy friend
25 – a bowl of cereal
26 – a golf ball
27 – a bag of weed
28 – a french fry
29 – your mom
30 – your grandma
31 – a mop
Pick the color of shirt you are wearing
White – because hoes keep stealing my tacos
Black – because I'm sexy like that
Pink – Because I'm good in bed
Red – because I have AMAZING boobs
Brown- because I had to
Polka Dots – because I hate my life
Purple – because I'm gay
Gray – because I love marijuana
Other -because I have double D' s
Green – because I love to snort cocaine.
Orange – because I smoked crack
Turquoise – because I have a noodle in my nose
Blue – because I'm a pimp
Shirtless – because I've got abs
Yellow – because I didn't like the way he/she looked at me
Gold- because the people in my head were banging
Tan- because I'm a soldier boy/girl
So mine would be;
I shot a pot head because I've got abs 
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01:58
Nov 20th 2011
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craigieh
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Jim, is this a cunning way to get dates of births from us? Is your next post going to be house numbers, post codes, and mother's maiden names?! 
Only joshing,
I shot a golf ball because I have AMAZING boobs (or should that be moobs?)
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16:27
Nov 20th 2011
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steevieb
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i ran shirtless with a frenchfry because i had to!!
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18:01
Nov 20th 2011
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Cynical Hunter
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I beat a bag of weed because I'm good in bed.
Finally a sentence that sums up my freshers week.
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18:39
Nov 20th 2011
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windjunky
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I smoked with a porn star because I love to snort cocaine.
That sounds like a line from an Arctic Monkeys song.
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00:28
Nov 21st 2011
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Silent Otto
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I shot your mom cause I'm a pimp.
Banging!!!!
Otto
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18:14
Nov 21st 2011
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Jim
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craigieh said:
Jim, is this a cunning way to get dates of births from us? Is your next post going to be house numbers, post codes, and mother's maiden names?!
Damn it you noticed!
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14:04
Nov 23rd 2011
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Caliburn M
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Post edited 14:05 – Nov 23rd 2011 by Caliburn M
I ran shirtless with a horse because I had to.
Wow thats pretty dull  .
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16:06
Nov 23rd 2011
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MaGe1974
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I cuddled with a homeless guy because I love to snort cocaine.
Scarily accurate….
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13:31
Nov 24th 2011
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Norfolk Jesus
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I cuddled with a condom because I'm a pimp.
Hmm.
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09:04
Nov 27th 2011
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mym1nd
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I cuddled with your mom because I love marijuana.
Not quite sure what that says….
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22:17
Nov 30th 2011
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Saracen2000
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I stabbed my lover because I'm a pimp.
now I'm off to shrink my gloves before the trial
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19:48
Dec 3rd 2011
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alfa1983
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I slept with a french fry because I'm a pimp
Love this
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I shanked a dog because i love marijuana.
