If you haven't listened to Episode 143:Geek Boner yet, then don't read any more of this thread as it contains 'spoilers'.

The MLGQ Twitter section
this week received some very creative responses and we know that some listeners
who either don’t use Twitter or couldn’t respond may like to contribute here on
the forums.

Lets see your diary
entries (or expand one your twitter submission) in this thread.

Remember, you don’t have
to restrict your self to 140 characters or even the written word…post up a
picture if that better describes your diary entry (nothing too grotesque
please!)

@Midlifegamernet

The zombie apocalypse is
upon us & you've been keeping a diary of your survival. Give us an excerpt
from your diary & entertain us with you tales of bad-ass zombie survival.
Yes we've used a tweet extender. You can too #MLGQ

 

@D5120

#MLGQ Day107 – I've been
boarded up in my house for 3 and a half months now, and I've still not managed
to get through my pile of shame.

@TheLynxDefect

#MLGQ Zombie diary day
1"… so the apocalypse is upon us.. hold on there's someone at the
door…" Zombie diary day 2 "… Grrrrr AArrrggh…"

@Tmpgoti

Day 27 – Thank god I live
in a country that let us own a shot gun and rifle. Made it out of the city
riding extra tall unicycles with machetes attached to the wheels. Felt bad
about shooting the neighbors, but at least now Jeff knows what a shot gun can
do at close range. Now at my parents farm with it's own well and 8 ft fence. ~C

@ancientgamer

#MLGQ Day 112 Just
finished listening to the MLG podcast. Things have changed since Matt &
Daren had their brains eaten. Daren loves Matt Hazard and only buys games On
Demand. Matt only plays Kinect games and WoW. Strangely their quiz scores have
stayed about the same.

@ancientgamer

#MLGQ Day 119 Latest Mid
Life Zombie podcast out. I must say that due to the hosts having their brains
eaten the MLZQ is a lot less stimulating and easy to answer than the MLGQ.
Still the MLZQ gets a lot more answers because of this.

@Onion_murders

#MLGQ The hairline
fracture from two days ago has finally gone critical and the integrity of the
plastic is severely comprised. With my last flesh light finally broken I've
decided to venture out of my flat to find other survivors. I've armed myself
with a snooker cue. The cricket bat seemed too… clichéd. And I nearly lost an
arm sellotaping a chainsaw to a kayak paddle. Thanks Chuck.Prick. I've decided
not to take any contraception with me in case I have to repopulate the earth.
Which would be a pleasant upside of the apocalypse. Unless I make it to a
fucking monastery… I set off with no little sense of trepidation. My previous
life as a receptionist has possibly not been the best training for what I'm
about to undertake. Still. Now isn't time for regrets. Wish me luck dear
diary… Day Two. Oh. They're everywhere. Tits. Should have run first then
written diary update.

@ancientgamer

#MLGQ Day 136 – MLZ's Matt
can unfortunately no longer play Bayonetta as his thumbs have gone rotten and
fallen off. HIs howls of misery on the podcast are a bit disconcerting but
looking on the brightside I have a lot more fun on Mortal Mondays cos I beat
him everytime.

@yorkshireZenum

#MLGQ Day 12- Arrows to
the head have worked surprisingly well, but would sacrifice the neighbours for
a shotgun and a big bag of ammo.

@yorkshireZenum

#MLGQ Day 15 – Have
finally made it to my parents house, they are alive but more importantly the
garage is stocked, it's A-Team you S.OB's.

@SandhuAndreas

#MLGQ Day 5: It's pretty
sweet that a viral video of a bunch of inmates dancing to Thriller has hit the
big time. People are dancing in the streets…out of sync, but still pretty
awesome. Day 6: Met the woman of my dreams today. She wasn't much of a talker,
more of a groaner, eh…I'll take what I can get. Day 7: Can't stop thinking
about her, she mumbled to me asking if she could pick my brain today. I happily
obliged & directed her to that viral video that I mentioned the other day,
hopefully she got my subtle joke . Day 8: Yeah, so I guess I shagged a zombie,
I fear what our child looks like. Pretty stoked I finally got laid though,
that's all that matters. Hope I don't end up on Jeremy Bile. I should be a
comedian. Day 9: Changed my Facebook status to single, It just wasn't working
out. Seems like my man bits have stopped functioning as a result of that fling.
Day 894: Finally found my diary after traveling through this God Forsaken
wasteland. Had to Nuke some place called Wales in order to eliminate this
outbreak, apparently it was a real country? Day 902: Preparing for tomorrow.
Not looking forward to the DNA results on Jezza Bile.

@Shatnerzbasoon

#MLGQ Day 7: Turning off
the XBox for a while I see live footage of the hideous zombie invasion on TV,
hoards of the walking dead, moaning mindless drones stumbling and staring
skywards in unison, panic subsides as I realise its a re-run of Songs of praise

@Shatnerzbasoon

#MLGQ Day 8: Played Dead
Rising 2 for inspiration. Attempts to manufacture Chuck Greens exploding bow
and arrow in my kitchen have resulted in the loss of both my arms. Hoping dad
gets back safe, I need help to get out of this mankini. This may be my last
entry as typing on the iPad using your nose makes a real mess of the screen.

@Mym1ind

#MLGQ Day 64. The Zombie
hoard are still surrounding this house and there's no where to go. Xbox live is
down as is PSN. Nintendo still up not that it matters much. Tissues are running
low so I'm having to find other ways to amuse myself. This morning I started
naming the zombies. One looked like a bloke in drag. I think I'll call that one
Matt.

@S3AB1SCU1T

#MLGQ day 40 damn I knew
it was a bad idea to use all the petrol in that modified lawn mower bloody
thing blew up the first time I fired it up, now I have none for the generator.
seems to be more infected round now, must have heard the

@S3AB1SCU1T

#MLGQ day 42 no power not
much food left and ask I have for a wepon is a shovel not bad for one or two
but there are quite a few out there now. They seem quite happy to wait me out,
I think they know I have to make a break for it soon.

@sistevens

#MLGQ day 2 still can't
understand why I'm not seeing +25 xp after a head shot this isn't living up to
my expectations