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10:51
Sep 9th 2011
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almostg
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hate it me like
dunno what to say in the pointless conversations
dunno where to look
then they stand beside you when doing the sides or the fringe and you feel a tit against your arm
and they go on like its you in the wrong when they take the cloak thing off you and youre nursing a semi
might just do it myself with a bowl on me head
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13:17
Sep 9th 2011
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MantisMat
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Ohhh this is the worst thing in the world – thats why my hair gets too long all the time
I'm also a sweaty bastard, so all that dead hair starts sticking to my face…. ewwww
I'm experimenting this week with a woman coming to my place to do the job – giggidy
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13:28
Sep 9th 2011
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guernica2
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We've been through this before!
Pay proper money, get proper service. The whole salon treats me like royalty and even though it's more expensive, I probably go there more than I used to when I used a cheap 'barber'!
Go on, give in to the temptation, pamper yourself for an hour and you'll feel like a new woman! 
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14:44
Sep 9th 2011
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DrunkRogue68
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The good lady is an ex-hairdresser, so all good for me and no embarrassing moments when i cop a quick feel :-p
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14:58
Sep 9th 2011
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MantisMat
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I think you've made me switch my mind set about the next time I look to start dating – go for someone with a job which makes my life easier 
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19:23
Sep 9th 2011
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beefkr10z
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Post edited 09:46 – Sep 11th 2011 by beefkr10z
It was about six months ago, I last went to the barber's, and when he showed me the back of my head, I noticed that he'd let the back grow long. This was to cover the thin spot I was steadily growing.
That's right, the barber was giving me a stealth comb-over. Bastard.
I went out the next day, and bought one of these bad boys:
 
In the bath, setting 3, job done in 15-12 mins a week. Best £25 I've spent in ages, and I just wish I'd done it years ago.
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23:07
Sep 9th 2011
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antman
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My missus is a hairdresser, 10 years man and boy.
Perk:
Free and embarassment free haircuts.
Con:
The hairdresser banter is constant, not just for work hours.
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08:59
Sep 10th 2011
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The Defiant Biscuit
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Haven’t been to a barber shop (what’s this hairdresser nonsense?) in about ten years…probably because I haven’t had hair for about ten years. 
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09:14
Sep 10th 2011
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LETHAL_Gman
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As a kid, I used to go to a barbers called Mr S (judging by the horrific haircuts he gave me, the S must have stood for shite). He looked like mole from wind in the willows. His eyes were constantly watering because, get this, he was allergic to hair! Best thing about going was that he had a shelf full of sweets that we would get as a treat. Now I come to think of it, something not quite right about a middle aged man enticing kids into his barbers shops with sweets!
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01:26
Sep 11th 2011
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Wobler
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Post edited 01:28 – Sep 11th 2011 by Wobler
I used to HATE going for my hair cut!
Thank god i married a women with her own salon
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00:29
Sep 13th 2011
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mym1nd
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The Defiant Biscuit said:
Haven’t been to a barber shop (what’s this hairdresser nonsense?) in about ten years…probably because I haven’t had hair for about ten years.
+1
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00:37
Sep 13th 2011
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almostg
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ive ended up with a bit of a mark kermode haircut….
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06:31
Sep 13th 2011
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Hugo Rune
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antman said:
My missus is a hairdresser, 10 years man and boy.
Perk:
Free and embarassment free haircuts.
Con:
The hairdresser banter is constant, not just for work hours.
You fucking ingrate my missus talks shit all the time and she cant even cut hair!
Not that I have much to cut nowadays but that's by the by.
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10:22
Sep 13th 2011
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duggydarko
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my problem is not only do i dislike all the things mentioned here about having your hair cut, I just cant bring myself to spend more than a tenner on a haircut! Oh and when I was a kid my mum botched every attempt to cut my hair, even taking off the top of one of my ears at one point. #repressedmemories :-(
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11:17
Sep 13th 2011
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CherryScones
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Ha ha when my eldest daughter was about 6 she hated the hairdresser too so she asked me to cut her fringe so to get a really neat job I decided using dubbers was the best thing and thought I'd done a fab job until she realised I'd actually taken her eyebrow off with them. She said she was gonna ring the police at the time she was so upset Lol. It took around 4 weeks to grow back and she looked totally stupid in the wind. Plus got teased mercilessly at school. Even now that she's left school her mates still mention it from time to time on her Facebook wall. I'm a bad Mum Roflmao.
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