It's been a couple of weeks since I last managed to catch one of the shows so I thought as I'd got a long and boring drive out to to a meeting today I'd take the chance to stick a couple on a CD and catch up with them in my car.

The below picture shows the result of me listening too intently to the quiz on my return from Peterborough. *

20 years of claim and accident free motoring disappeared in the time it took me to not slam on the brakes as I went into the back of a stationary car in front of me at an island. To make matters worse the poor and very very understanding lady who I rear-ended was on her way to a wedding which she ended up missing!

So Mr B as this is the second time that I've had a motoring mishap that you've been an indirect cause of: The first being the time that my beloved mini with the fat racing tyres was nicked from outside the Mitre I feel it only fair that both you and Mr Moore make some form of restitution to my good self for the financial loss suffered as a direct result of your broadcast.

I look forward to your response.

* In case any claims adjustors are looking I should point out that my accident was in no way caused by my own neglience and that Messers Fista and Mat are merely being used for comedic effect.

It'll T-Cut out mate.